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Saturday, May 31, 2008

i finally bought a fitting bikini which is totally like a dalmatian colour, but i like! woof woof. wouldnt need to worry about peek-a-boob/peek-two-boobs days no more! i always wanted to have a bikini collection ah, but its quite an expensive collection to have. heehee im very happy i cant wait to go tanning to wear it! but i think happygalz88 was happier cos she kept admiring the bikinis more than once haha! visit the art of seduction for good bikinis and good service. you buy from them, & immediately in the blink of an eye, you'll master the art of seduction. I PROMISE, mathilda koh promises too.

& OMG whats with the influx of reminiscing the good ol' days photos on facebook! i see until my eyes wanna corrode, i need to dig a hole to hide. i wanna keel people already.

me me maggi me;
3:51 PM

Monday, May 26, 2008

i just sent nicole off to china, booo! i felt so sad i wanted to cry but i acted like i wasnt if not she and her friends will think im so weird, and her friends will mock her and she'll be so embarrassed and she will hate me. i asked her to write to me every night and she already thinks im so weird. the house feels so empty now. im so worried about her, im scared the plane will crash, im scared that there will be earthquakes, im scared she'll get lost or kidnapped, im scared her roommate is some serial killer even though she looks so weak and frail, it could be a facade you'll never know! but okay maybe its time for her to grow up and be independent. my little friend has got more activities than i do, like after her china trip she'll have some camp at chuachukang (i think its the same campsite kelvin worked at before) i wish i can be her camp instructor. okay i'll stop sounding like some psycho possessive sister. im still trying to think of a way to make my appeal to ntu sound outstanding, so got suggestions can tell me (: & i just went to spy on the hockey juniors. omg they're so united which is a really good thing! i hope they'll go far. they even had a hockey camp! we didnt even have sucha thing for our batch ): they looked so much like a happy family in those photos, i wish i was in the pictures too, be it the white board or floors anything i wont mind.

me me maggi me;
10:32 AM

Saturday, May 10, 2008

omg im really excited the season finale of antm next week! i hope there can be two winners because i really heart anya and fatima many many, but come on la as if right. HAHA & i think anya's really funny lemme quote her, "to be with dominique this long its just so frustrating. she just drains all my energy. i feel myself melting. IM MELTING AHHH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

omg number two! my legs are crumbling seriously my knee caps are gonna drop off! today gwen and i happily took our bike license, and went to cycle our lives away. wow what a ride of our lives! this shows how fat i am, because i got so tired after cycling a short distance. lousy me! & im angsty because there wasnt any grotesque or however you spell it, bike anymore. i got some stupid akimbo bike which sucks like qianghao. haha! i dont know why, but today we just like kinda laughed at everything. i still dont get what was so funny about the plane and at macs, it was just HAHA funny at that point in time. gwen you wanna eat anything else? & rubberband sweets isnt a weird thing to eat okay i like, i know you secretly like too thats why eat until so little left. ohya & gwen please dont be selfish and send me the photos, esp the foto decadent ones of you.

& on wed night, lemme just kope from gwen because im a lazy fat ass. "MET sherilyn in the evening at Central for dinnnner.besties outing!She asked me to blog about this so here I am!The night seemed somewhat longer than expected.We ate at like Waraku and Subway.No actually I didnt eat the cold-cut.She did.(& gwen didnt stop me from eating so much she just let me eat my life away)& we were sitting in awkward positions.No actually she pulled her chair to sit right beside me cause she loves me too much.HAHA.No actually it was cause of the fengshui,it was way too windy on her side her hair went berserk.& anw the gist of this entry is to say how we,ermmmzzz(inside joke) went to arena cause it was ermmzz ladies night & sherilyn just couldnt wait to get her hands onto the ermmmz ,vodka-.- yesssssss.& I missed out on my hazlenut ice-cream:( BUT,I got alot of nice food from the jap supermarket((: Had funnnnn(: Pictures up later!Cam batt was freaking low last night :("

haha the ermzzz thing is quite funny i should go back arena and befriend the lady.

i like my duck face, how foto decadent!

me me maggi me;
2:20 AM

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

i was just flipping through the tv channels today (flip like a penguin) when i decided to settle for the ellen degeneres show, which brought me to know margaret cho. & i just went to search about her, reading through her blog entries and catching some of her shows on youtube, & i've got to say she's like really funny. the way she talks about all kinds of topics is really very interesting. go check it out margaretcho.com!

lemme show you some snippets from her blog entries to get you started.

"Besides, turbans can look cute! I have one, but I don’t wear it, because I already have a giant head and the problem with turbans is they can make your head look much bigger than it is. Then also, remembering that the camera adds ten pounds, I would completely exceed the size of anybody’s screen and would only able to be in IMAX movies"

"I’m crazy about hiking. It’s true. I am a bit of a creepy nature girl, riding my bike everywhere. Next time you see me I will be wearing a beard made of bees"

"He is my big dog and I love him and I love everything about him and of him and in him and outside of him. Even his big big big XXXL size poos. I weirdly like picking up dog poo because it is hot – like laundry out of the dryer – but or course, it isn’t laundry because I wouldn’t wanna fold it and it isn’t as nice when it gets cold. I also really enjoy his old man sulfurous dog farts. It smells like I am at a hot springs and I feel really relaxed."

HAHAHA im starting to love her.

me me maggi me;
1:05 AM

Monday, May 5, 2008

FINALLY the day has arrived, though this time i didnt wish as hard enough as last time but still the license (which is just a piece of paper, & i battled hard for a piece of paper) dropped from the sky into my hands! yeah baby! its the time to disco. & hopefully get my hands on my long awaited car soon weewooo (: good things come to those who wait. & who knows, maybe claire was really my secret lucky star.

me me maggi me;
4:34 PM

Sunday, May 4, 2008

sophia called me at like midnight yesterday having like panic attacks on the phone, which got me worrying about uni as well. im a loser so therefore no school has offered me any places when so many others have gotten their acceptance letters! & therefore i have not idea where im going to study if i dont receive anything by june! its not like i dont check online or my mail, i've checked both! but nothing still! so i just have to slowly accept the fact that my grades suck.

okay & im quite scared for my driving test tmr! but i'll have to act like im not a scaredy cat. im a pro. semi-pro

me me maggi me;
7:21 PM

im sorry

me me maggi me;
12:39 AM

Thursday, May 1, 2008

i know a place where we can hide out
turn our hearts inside out
they won't know who we are ;

sometimes being able to forgive and forget isn't a good thing because everytime i try to put what my mum had done behind me, and start treating her nice, she starts all these endless words of insults again and then i'll start regretting. i mean if she aims it at me then fine, she dont need to put my poor sister through all this shit as well. and so i've regretted countless times, it only leaves me feeling so foolish for even trying. i don't really know what to do about it so its quite sad. since she keeps asking me to pack up and leave for my ahma's house then fine i will grant her her wish soon. im sure i can survive better than her being over there. anywhere is definitely better than home. what a sad life.

me me maggi me;
12:32 AM