Wednesday, July 30, 2008
URGH disgusting Mr/Mrs-Secret-Private-House-Bastard/Bitch! & i thought that these rich private house people will be a lil' more civilised (since i presume that they are well educated) and not go around SCRATCHING PEOPLE'S CAR!! even when i park illegally at HDB estates/ near construction sites my car doesnt get scratched not even an eyelash long! URGH! my heart aches for my poor car, kena abused secretly. the scratch is so deep and long please, i can totally see it from miles away! (even though i dont know how long is a mile, but it sounds long.) and i took so much care to protect my car from any bumps or scratches and this idiot happily scratch it like no one's business! like this stupid bastard or bitch not only scratched my car, he/she scratched so many cars before me including my dad's car! seriously this person should be caught and put on crime watch! thats why my dad's on a mission tonight and for the next few months to come to catch this scratcher! i mean like fine they bought the landed property, but hello at least i never intrude into your property and park right at your doorstep! if thats the case then go ahead and scratch! but NO i park on the road without double yellow lines which is two cars breadth away from everyone's gate so thats not illegal! even if you own the landed property you dont own the road! i dont see the road named after you! unless you're weird enough to have a name called Jalan and surname Binchang! whatever i hate you obviously not secretly, like i how i hated the van driver who caused me to fail my driving test! i feel like throwing dog shit in your face and hang a pig's head on your door whoever you ah you just wait and see! prepare to see yourself on crime watch! and see me/my dad get an award from the police for helping them catch the deadly secret scratcher!
okay apart from that, omg school's starting soon in a week's time! theres actually so many things i think i should know and go find out about cause i dont know anything about school, about modules and courses and exam timetables and all. im still kinda confused about everything. like everyone knows everything except me! if only there can be a secret angel in disguise to help explain to me all over again. but im getting quite excited deciding on what im gonna do for my first sem! which is south asian studies, econs, psychology, philosophy and maybe french or german or japanese! (: hopefully i can bid for those! but im not quite excited about the friends part. i dont have any friends which is damn pathetic, i can seriously count the number of people i know now in my future school on like....one and a half hands. but okay i made a new friend yesterday! good job me keep up the good work! hopefully my friendliness doesnt come off as weird to the people in fass.
thunder thighs, jelly bellies, flabby arms, sagging nehnehs. i shall just repeat those phrases to myself continuously. hahaha i was just insulting gwen yesterday like OMG YOU'RE DISGUSTINGLY FAT LA! all in the hopes of motivating you to go faster and longer ah, not insulting you or anything okay gwen! its an amazing tactic and the best part is that it works! all you have to do is repeat the magical words and you'll find the determination to go farther! its as magical as OPEN SEASAME!
& i finally got my new laptop today! plus 2 two weeks old hamsters, which i think hate me because they not only bite me but also hissed at me so loudly! i got sucha shock i didn't know hamsters could hiss at all! >:O
