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Thursday, November 26, 2009

lesson learnt: it is not wise to take the flu medicine before an exam paper!

me me maggi me;
1:56 AM

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

lesson learnt: never pon project meetings because you'll be left with the dirty job that no one wants to do!

me me maggi me;
2:34 AM

Friday, November 13, 2009

omg i feel very demoralized now, i thought my hard work was good enough, all the nights spent and all the pimples sprouting out i really thought my work was good enough. but no! after looking at everyone's work, they're freaking imba! i feel so demoralized i cant bear to look anymore! my morale is at its all time low now. zzz its never gonna be enough! if thats the case i might as well not put in any effort in the first place, whats the difference. in uni, you're no longer working with your classmates, you're working against them. omg i need to breathe! the trick is to keep breathing, i can do this, i have to do this! grrr

me me maggi me;
4:14 AM

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

OMG I WANNA TRY THIS ONE DAY DAMN FUNNY :{

Things to do in an elevator.

1) Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

2) Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

3) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.

4) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

5) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

6) Ask, “did you feel that?”

7) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

8) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic. They’ll open up again.”

9) Swat at flies that don’t exist.

10) Tell people that you can see their aura.

11) Call out, “GROUP HUG!” and enforce it.

12) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up. All of you. Just Shut up!!!”

13) Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside, ask “Got enough air in there?”

14) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM,” and back away slowly.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand, and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

18) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

19) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

20) Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile, then announce “I have new socks on.”

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space!!”

22) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

23) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.

24) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

25) Hold the doors open, and say that you’re waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg, how’s your day been?”

26) Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream “That’s mine!”

me me maggi me;
11:49 PM